Because all the Sommelier babies are wine-drunk.

Can’t use a trident, that’s lord Neptune’s weapon and directly incompatible with fire.

All I see is blonde… brunette…zypper

More people need to say that if you’re going to want ring 0, I’m not going to give you my money.

What units should we use for the formula?

I’m going with weeks for age, teaspoons for size, acres for area, and leagues for depth.

Cattle, not pets.

There’s FPC Bryan outside College Station, which showed up on a list of “best prisons to be sent to”…but that’s a woman’s only prison.

That’s it. Shoot a bunch of Hispanics, get sent to a resort prison.

Shoot a rich white healthcare executive, get sent to death row.

Tips red trucker cap…m’urica.

Yes, the glass is half full, but we’re still talking a shotglass inside a swimming pool.

I think OP is implying we should eat shit.

That’s just it. Francis seemed like a very progressive pope.

By their powers combined…I’ve got munchees and a crapton of candy.

Have you tried buying Adderall, or any prescription amphetamine, legit from a pharmacy?

Elon may be able to facilitate it, but I doubt even he could effectuate it.

I actually really like Penguins, but I think it was because of Fight Club and not Linux.

Rust has been a part of the kernel since 6.8.

The worst thing about this is that fish is probably the least sustainable protein around.

That’s saying a lot, because beef is pretty fucking bad, but at least we can raise beef rather sustainably, it’s just not cost effective or scalable, especially if you want to be a bit humane about it.

Most commercial fish we consume are middle- or top-food-chain. That means they need to eat other fish. Which means that even farming them relies on harvesting fish from the ocean, or farming an entire foodchain below them (and adequate for each life stage, at that). Farmed fish are implicitly dependent on traditional ocean fishing.

Just keep on holding presidents in contempt until you get someone rational. I think the first stop for that is Rubio.

It wasn’t too early, maybe 1997.

I was like 12 or so and I had just installed Linux.

I figured out, from the book I was working with, how to get my windows partition to automaticallyount at boot. Awesome!

I had not been able to figure out how to start “x” though.

So I rebooted into Windows, for on EFnet #linux, and asked around.

Got a command, wrote it down on a slip of paper, and rebooted into Linux.

I should mention, I also hadn’t figured out about privileges, or at least why you wouldn’t want to run around as root.

Anyway, I started typing in the command that I wrote down: rm -rf /.

I don’t have to tell you all, that is not the correct command. The correct command was startx.

After I figured it was taking way too long, I decided to look up what the command does, and then immediately shut down the system.

It was far too late.

Who? Was it Anonymous?

Kudos to TreVeyon Henderson for low-key trolling the Republicans by being a black man in a tan suit. No way that was an unintentional choice.