JD Vance murdered the pope because the pope didn’t say thank you!

I call for a renewal of the crusades against the american infidels!

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    16 hours ago

    Liz Truss met with the Queen and the Queen died; JD Vance met with the Pope and the Pope died. Clearly, meeting with far-right lunatics is bad for the health.

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      19 hours ago

      Maybe the fact that Vance did not burst into flame in is presence was a proof for him that there is no god and that was to much

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      17 hours ago

      the pope couldn’t bare it anymore.

      I don’t recall ever seeing the pope naked, did he bare it often? First I’m hearing of it

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        12 hours ago

        I write in English because most of you can read only that. We can continue the conversation in Hungarian if you would like that better. I also know basic German, and I learned a bit of Latin, Italian and Russian in school, you can choose from that if you have some problem with my English spelling.

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    21 hours ago

    Well, vance comes from America where several diseases are celebrating their comeback due to the vaccination opponents. The Pope was old and so was the immune system…

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    18 hours ago

    But that would mean I’d have to start supporting JD… (i dislike organized religion)

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      18 hours ago

      I also dislike organisationed religion and was tempted to upvote this. But I don’t think we can get rid of it by simply killing the leaders, or any other magic wand. I think having moderate religious leaders in place while it slowly dies out is the best we can hope for.