Do you feel less hurt now?
Let me tell you, folks, I was absolutely baffled—nobody has ever been as baffled as I was, believe me. I spoke to the experts, the best experts, and they all agree: I’m the best at being baffled. They’ve never seen anyone quite like me, truly. It’s incredible, really. When you look at what I’ve accomplished, it’s just tremendous. No one has ever been more baffled, and I mean that in the best way possible. We’re talking about a level of bafflement that’s off the charts!
(this was stolen from someone else)
Wunderbar.
Saddam is hiding in a Schnitzelbrötchen in Erlangen?!?
saddam in a schnitzelbrötchen, bashar in an optometrist, gaddafi in a dumpster
where have all the good leaders gone 😔
The creases on that guys hand are weird for some reason to me. Double-jointed thumb?
I get weird creases when I do the motion of holding a hotdog as well. Something about moving the thumb over making the skin wrinkly.
Although that is a a very defined big wrinkle where I have lots of small ones, so I guess you’re right.I feel like I’m thumb-shaming people in this thread
What language is this supposed to be?
german
Well yes, but only three words are actually German and the sentence is grammatically complete fuck to the point that I’m unsure whether it’s Denglish as spoken by a German or somebody pretending to be German by inserting funny German words into an English sentence. Or maybe it’s an evil lizard person trying to imitate our language and humour.
Wass do you mean? Das ist perfect German if ich ever saw
Ah yes my Freund, I see now. I have just verlesen myself before, tschuldigung.
donkey shin 😊
Finally, ich finde Leute gern mich!
Bruder I know
Ja, und me too.
Warum served (dient) mein schnitzel low key als Saddam Hussein hiding spot?
FIFY. It’s still a mess and barely recognizable as German, but I catch myself doing something similar if I only remember the English word.
