When a pretty girl pays attention to you but you remember you are straight :(
My condolences /hj
yeah I fucking wish man
You might not think I’m pretty, but I can pay attention to you, if you want. I don’t mind.
… I’m like 90% gay tho
What do you mean by “90%”?
The other percentage is twink. Still gay, but for guys this time
As I get older I’ve grown annoyed at the power a truly beautiful woman has over me. It’s just a pretty exterior, why should she deserve different treatment than any other nice person? But my heartrate and power of speech don’t seem to agree with this unfortunately.
Then you realize they were just doing it to be polite, like everyone else.
One time while I was walking down the street this lady walking the other direction told me I was looking good.
I realize she was just saying it as a “spontaneous act of kindness” sort of thing, but it was like 20 years ago and I remember it.
Someone complimented my hair at a bus station well over a year ago and I still think of it sometimes.