Captain. Jean-Luc Picard, of the USS EN-TER-PRISE. Captain. Jean-Luc Picard, of the USS EN-TER-PRISE. Captain. Jean-Luc Picard, of the USS EN-TER-PRISE. Captain. Jean-Luc Picard, of the USS EN-TER-PRISE.

To be fair, our absurdist brain rot generally centered around silly flash animations and one time viral moments. Modern brain rot is centered around influencers and “real” interactions. That and a lot of older millennials went through childhood at a time when being terminally online wasn’t usually an option.

This seems like an apt comment section to remind everyone that Erwin Beekveld, the creator of They’re Taking the Hobbits to Isengard, died in 2022 of lung cancer and the world has become an objectively worse place as a result.

Porkchop sandwiches! OH SHIT! Get the fuck out of here! What are you doing?! Go! Get the fuck out of here, you stupid idiot! Fuck, we’re all dead! Get the fuck out!

…My god, did that smell good.

[16-bar eurodance loops intensify]

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Hokay, so… Here’s the Earth.

”CALL ON MEEEEE, CALL ON ME!”

*holds up spork*

Arnold haunts. Aeouaoeoaoeioiouuiuea

Jamestown was the first…

CallOnMeeeeeeee

lol u guiz dis is le epic

Canceling people who pretend to be nice but have racist tweets from 2007 is all very fine, we have fun with that in our culture. However, the real action is in finding people who call Zoomer culture cringe, and then digging up their old forum posts where they called a lolcat “epic winrar for great justice”