“hot dog sauce…”

Heinz ketchup once tried to rebrand their ketchup as “hot dog sauce” to trick the good people of Chicago into accidentally tainting their hotdogs with ketchup. We remain strong and stubborn as ever, but that was a close one. Sometimes I feel like the people of Chicago would be more open to adding licorice sauce to their hotdogs than ketchup.

DID THEY EVEN SAY THANK YOU?!?!

JD Vance prefers his steak boiled pass it on

“You can’t say that on television!!”

Nothing will wake you up faster than the sound of your pet throwing up