Check if your model is supported by lineageos. There is also microg for lineageos if you want a little google play services still.

Maybe they were just really aggressive tourists that kept breaking things by accident. It was all one big Mr. Bean-esque accident.

A possible solution is to use percentages to keep it relative. Workers make 10% of what a CEO makes, a manager makes 15%, etc. Or a percentage of GDP or so other metric to make it comparable.

It’s still likely an impossible idea, but you could start nationally and then work out from there.