I have a totally fool proof plan, girlies.
First a few of you girlies can buy the rights to implement my Plan™ by giving me a fixed percentage of your total income in perpetuity. Then you can offer the same opportunity to a few of your own girlies, which will give you financial freedom as you (and your payments to me) are supported by the girlies who you sold my Plan™ to. Then they will also have this amazing opportunity for financial freedom by selling my Plan™ to some of their girlies. You might notice a triangle structure emerging, which is well known to be the strongest shape. There are several levels, and thus I dub it my Several Levels Under the Triangle lifestyle.
Anyone interested in joining my S.L.U.T. lifestyle please inquire within.
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