LOL, that’s not quite what it means, but I won’t stop you… 😂

I was 15, and had a dream of my girlfriend standing on the side of the street in daylight, and somehow her belly button somehow turned into something like a black hole, but still flesh colored, and she got sucked into oblivion.

Hey, dreams can definitely be weird like that. 🤷‍♂️

Cold water should keep you up, whether you drink it or shower in it…

Subconsciously?

That question is rather obfuscated and bumfuzzling to me, do you care to elaborate?

Couch fucking idiots.

Well, at least one of them, probably more if we knew all the facts…

I get bored sometimes.

Hope the script didn’t give you any trouble.

If you comment out the title screen download section, it’ll install regular Tomb Raider instead.

Debian Linux Script…

TR1X-Debian-3.sh

#!/bin/bash

if [ -f ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh ]; then

    # Simply run the game startup script and exit...
    pushd ./
        cd ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian
        ./TR1X.sh
    popd
    exit

else

    # Create temporary download folder
    if [ ! -d /tmp/TR1X-download ]; then
        mkdir /tmp/TR1X-download
    fi

    # Download and extract game engine tarball
    pushd ./
        cd /tmp/TR1X-download
        if [ ! -f TR1X-3.0.2-Debian.tar.gz ]; then
            wget http://web.archive.org/web/20231122035737if_/https://files.catbox.moe/lc2sqz.gz
            mv lc2sqz.gz TR1X-3.0.2-Debian.tar.gz
        fi
        if [ ! -d ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian ]; then
            mkdir ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian
        fi
        pushd ./
            cd ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian
            if [ ! -f TR1X ]; then
                tar -xvf /tmp/TR1X-download/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian.tar.gz
            fi
        popd
    popd

    # Nude Raider Title Screen
    if [ ! -f /tmp/TR1X-download/titleh.png ]; then
        pushd ./
            cd /tmp/TR1X-download
            wget https://tinyurl.com/nr1xtitle
            mv nr1xtitle titleh.png
            rm ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/data/titleh.png
            cp titleh.png ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/data/titleh.png
        popd
    fi

    pushd ./
        cd /tmp/TR1X-download
        if [ -f /tmp/TR1X-download/titleh.png ]; then
            if [ ! -f /tmp/TR1X-download/tombraid.rar ]; then
                wget https://tinyurl.com/nuderaid
                mv nuderaid tombraid.rar
            fi
        else
            if [ ! -f /tmp/TR1X-download/tombraid.rar ]; then
                wget https://tinyurl.com/wombraid
                mv wombraid tombraid.rar
            fi
        fi

        type -P unrar > /dev/null && echo || sudo apt-get install unrar
        unrar x /tmp/TR1X-download/tombraid.rar /tmp/TR1X-download

        if [ -f /tmp/TR1X-download/titleh.png ]; then
            7z x /tmp/TR1X-download/nuderaid.iso
        else
            7z x /tmp/TR1X-download/tombraid.iso
        fi

        cp /tmp/TR1X-download/Data/*.* ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/data
        mkdir ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/fmv
        cp /tmp/TR1X-download/Fmv/*.* ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/fmv

        if [ ! -f /tmp/TR1X-download/music.zip ]; then
            wget https://tinyurl.com/tr1xmusic
            mv tr1xmusic music.zip
        fi
        if [ ! -d ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/music ]; then
            mkdir ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/music
            unzip /tmp/TR1X-download/music.zip -d ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian
        fi

    popd

    # Modern TR1X doesn't recognize the original PCX images
    rm ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/data/*.pcx

    # Clean temporary files
    if [ -d /tmp/TR1X-download ]; then
        rm -r /tmp/TR1X-download
    fi

    # Generate startup script...
    if [ ! -f ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh ]; then
        rm ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh
        echo "#!/bin/bash" > ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh
        echo "./TR1X" >> ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh
        chmod 755 ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh
    fi

    # Initialize the game...
#    if [ -f ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh ]; then
#        pushd ./
#            cd ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian
#            ./TR1X.sh
#        popd
#    fi

fi

It appears you were looking for Lara Croft in the nude. I think I’ve found what you’re looking for…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NuFK6cLDzT4

Edit: I can provide a build script for that.

My butt itches

I’ll take the computer on the right to the car wash and pressure wash it, then go find an air compressor to quickly dry it out.

Sure it might need a new fan and perhaps hard drive and other mechanical parts, but that looks almost totally salvageable.

Fun fact: Linux can actually run on faulty RAM, if you configure the kernel to just avoid the bad RAM regions.

I prefer my Linux Mint with the Compiz 3D desktop cube, partly transparent so I can see the other 3 desktops behind the main one I’m currently using.

That arrangement is absolutely awesome for running 3 virtual machines simultaneously and being able to see them all at once from the 4th desktop, and quick and easy to switch between them.

But hey, cool cool however you like your Mint!

This almost deserves a short video clip with a few of these roaming around in a city, just casually eating buildings and bridges and stuff, and laying concrete eggs…

If they ever did that, companies would require their employees to take it, and add 2 extra hours to your work schedule.

I’ll just as soon stick to natural sleep thank you.