ding ding!
https://xcancel.com/SudburyPolice/status/1384563244619206658?t=wDzFgNUUM0VdF4wQlGD6cQ&s=19

These comments are insufferable. The text of the post was missing and people are assuming what it’s about wildly.

https://xcancel.com/SudburyPolice/status/1384563244619206658?t=wDzFgNUUM0VdF4wQlGD6cQ&s=19

This is a reminder to not believe anything you read online, and to reverse image search often :)

https://cagle.com/cartoonist/marian-kamensky/2025/04/21/295020/easter-miracle-with-jd-vance

https://humor-kamensky.sk/cartoons

If you’re gonna call someone out you can atleast double check first

I like the implication that they interrogated a dead body about its opinion on terrorism lmao

wait German and Dutch are different languages?? I thought it was like how “Spanish” and “Español” are the same just translated into that language…

accidentally deleted every dependency VLC requires instead of deleting VLC. Absolutely recked EVERYTHING on my PC.

I deserve it for trying to remove the best video player 😔

I appreciate the enthusiasm

hmmm I don’t really care about having a logo on my undershorts. Usually I’m really bothered about advertisements but in that circumstance it doesn’t really bother me.

doesnt help that every other brand of cycling shorts suck

I wish I could play single player old school RuneScape on my SteamDeck so bad. Sitting mining rocks while I watch TV in bed would go so hard

I learned someone’s name at work yesterday. We’ve been at the same location for like 8 months… and we have nametags…

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

by the way heres an extra censored version

does this count?

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn text and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” “Cycles” or “femboys” “Overclocks” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.